Nathan Deyoung: Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and became girl bunny?
Ryan Milner: Yes. Im still in therapy.
Nathan: What is the weirdest thing you do while creating art? It can be a superstitious ritual, a quirky act, anything...I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE ONE!
Ryan: Aside from walking on my hands, monotone chanting and the occasional virgin sacrifice, I turn into a clean freak before I start any kind of creative project. Usually I stick to just my initial workspace, but sometimes I'll clean my whole apt. Its sick I know.
Nathan: Your hair ALWAYS looks amazing, how much time do you spend making it look so fabulous?
Ryan: Hours...of sleep and Dove conditioner.
Nathan: While creating, what percentage of the time would you say you are nude?...or almost nude?
Ryan: I'd say around 60% of the time, everytime.
Nathan: If you had to get beaten up by any artist who would it be?
Ryan: Sebastian Kruger. If he whoops ass as half as good as he paints my molecules would liquify. It be a lot like that scene in a Nightmare on Elm St. where Johnny Depp gets sucked into the bed.
Nathan: Kia or Hyundai?
Ryan: I try to always drive my way.
Nathan: Best piece of advice you have gotten from a cereal box?
Ryan: Power up the fun with more fiber!
Nathan: How much money would it take to make you eat pencil shavings?
Ryan: I'd do that for free...Though now a days I'd charge a few bucks.
Nathan: If you were Jim from the Office, would you have chosen Pam or Karen?
Ryan: Pam, she's got some moves. Did you see her as a cat!?
Nathan: How many all male sleepovers have you attended?
Ryan: For the last time Nate, the answer is no.
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